Masculinity is distinguished, interesting, cosmopolitan, intelligent, and honorable, and more fun when it is interesting, cosmopolitan, intelligent, and honorable:

Masculinity is interesting, cosmopolitan, clever, and merciful to the weak (but that’s not other men), but masculinity is a fundamental absence of polluting femininity (“He wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.)”

Masculinity is slovenly, boorish, solitary, and childish, but it nonetheless controls women through buying and selling them; women are compliant objects, but the real ones cost money, as only ugly ones are free, and since you can’t afford the expensive pretty ones, you can get almost as much joy out of punching a toy woman: