It’s time for a faculty meeting

WHATEVER IT IS, I’M AGAINST IT From the Marx Bros. film “Horse Feathers” (1932) (Harry Ruby / Bert Kalmar) Groucho Marx (Film Soundtrack) – 1932)
I don’t know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
No matter what it is Or who commenced it
I’m against it!
Your proposition may be good But let’s have one thing understood
Whatever it is, I’m against it! And even when you’ve changed it
Or condensed it
I’m against it! I’m opposed to it
On general principles I’m opposed to it! (He’s opposed to it) (In fact, he says he’s opposed to it!)

For months before my son was born I used to yell from night to morn “Whatever it is, I’m against it!” And I’ve kept yelling Since I first commenced it “I’m against it!”