Sarah Palin puts those bedwetting animal eaters to shame

Unlike those of the rest of us who merely sit by and consume animals that others have killed, she goes out and feeds her family off the land, by shooting and killing animals to feed her family* like the rootingest tootingest shootingest gun in the wild west that she is.

*via proceeds gotten by being paid for killing animals for the entertainment of other people via a reality show on cable television. NATURE!!**

AND VISTAS!!!

And here’s the reality of the reality of the reality: shooting things is mostly just kind of…sad and meh. Next up on the learning channel: Michael Vick’s World of Dogs!

**In her defense, tuition at Bible college is expensive and she has a lot of kids.