In the “local land use conflict that nobody will take your side on” department, Victoria Secret purchased the right to film on my building’s roof.

This has stirred up my fellow yuppies in opposition.

Now, let’s get this straight.

1) It’s going to take a day.

2) There are going to be supermodels walking around your building.

You’ll excuse me if I don’t treat this the way I might a community’s opposition to a refinery.