Peter Gordon, one of my wonderful colleagues, sent me a link to Andrew Gellman’s blog where he discuss this Op-Ed, from David Rubenstein: “Thank you, Taxpayers, For My Cushy Life.”

What we are supposed to take away from Rubinstein’s essay is that professors are milking “the system” and “the taxpayers” just like he did. There may be a need for pension reform-I don’t know. I’m not an expert in that policy field, other than the basic desire I have to keep elderly people from having to eat cat food to survive.

But on Rubinstein’s exaggerations about how easy the job is…I have a problem. And so do a bunch of Gellman’s commentators.

1) No wonder economists mock sociologists* if a guy with this level of reasoning can get tenure at UIC. Let’s hope he’s a odd exemplar of the species. UIC is no Harvard, but it’s not a bad university. But his arguments boil down to “these are my experiences and because I experienced them, they must hold valuable lessons for the world at large” and “I’ve never met anybody who left the academy for the private sector, so nobody must ever do it.” Those are nothing more than simple anecdotes.

We can swap anecdotes all day.

Most of my PhD students are from computer science or other programs in the College of Engineering at USC. I’d say one in five stays in the academy–the rest all race to the private sector, and this isn’t leaving-after-years-of-hanging-on-in-adjuncting-misery leaving. This is prior-to-graduation-never-seriously-considered-the-academy- “buh bye, I get a 40 hour work week, a lab of my own, and $70K more a year” leaving the academy for the private sector kind of leaving.

So is his experience the relevant, truthy one, or is mine? Or is there a lesson in there about why your personal anecdotes don’t prove diddlysquat about anything, other than your hubris of generalizing from biased sample of one?

Was his research like this? A quick check on Google Scholar suggests…yes. Anybody know any more about this guy’s contributions?

*Some of the brightest, most gifted, and most well-trained scholars I know are sociologists, and I respect them tremendously, so I suspect Rubinstein is an outlier. Or this personal essay of his was just slop?

2) So Rubinstein receives the privilege of tenure, and he proceeds–like many people who have privilege–to squander it on himself. And then he wants to shift the blame for his own juvenile unwillingness to contribute on a system too dumb/wired/elitist to stop him from taking advantage.

He writes on in smugness designed to raise taxpayer ire. I am sure he’ll have accomplished that, and yet all I can think of is: you poor, old dummy.

Instead of using his time to do more than the bare minimum, Rubinstein glows about how he sloughed along. Nothing–nothing other than himself and his own impoverished world view –prevented him from using that time to learn new educational tools (they are myriad), or developing more, better, and updated classes.He could have spent more time serving students in groups or committees. Nothing stopped him from doing that. He wasn’t strapped for cash or time, as he brags. He wasn’t loaded down with service.

He just didn’t.

Somehow, that’s the system’s fault instead of his own lack of character.

So while I am supposed to be outraged–either as a taxpayer or as a professor because Rubinstein betrayed the tribe–I just feel sad for him. He was given a great privilege-with a much lower standard than I was held to in order to get tenure–the gift of time, the freedom to reflect–and he didn’t use it for anything. Not his students. He didn’t use it to add to the human endeavor through his research. He obviously did nothing with that gift to make himself really proud, other than whatever happiness he gets out of his five minutes of fame here and the feeling that he milked the system.

My older colleagues are, for the most part, working damn hard. But even the ones who are coasting a bit still have books and students they can look back on with pride. It wasn’t a cushy job for them–but it was a great job–as it could have been for Rubinstein if he’d had the guts and character to make it great.

But he chose not to. And for some reason, he thinks that we’re all like him.

If that’s so, why do I have three new, wonderful classes cooking? Classes that I really, really shouldn’t even be considering teaching if, as Rubinstein suggests, we’re all just doing the bare minimum? Why do I have more projects and work than I know what to do with?