Dear Rupert-

You know that “personal responsibility” thing all your columnists are always blithering on about? How about you try it?

If you scrape in the billions and turn a blind eye as to how those billions are made, you are still responsible.

Oh, and I hate you for what you did to the Wall Street Journal. There used to be real stories about real infrastructure and real global economic issues. Now it features celebrities writing about bike rides.

Dr. Lisa