Sorry! I have decided that men who wish to view this blog

Must undergo some nice, medically invasive bullsh*t in order to be privy to these here brain dribblings.

Come back when you’ve had your prostate checked. Yeah, you’ll have to do it every day you want to read this blog, because…well, we can’t really trust you to make a good decisions about your own body. But prostate health is really important, and it’s not like your comfort or agency really matter or anything.

So get to it dudes. I’ll be taking scanned doctors’ notes via email.

Just a little tip from your Auntie Lisa.