Chad must be entertained at all costs–the Onion brings it

There are few things in the world better than Onion Joe Biden or Onion Ray LaHood (my personal favorite). Today Fboo brought me this gem: Professor Deeply Hurt by Poor Evaluation:

“Students and the enormous revenue they bring in to our institution are a more valued commodity to us than faculty,” Dean James Hewitt said. “Although Rothberg is a distinguished, tenured professor with countless academic credentials and knowledge of 21 modern and ancient languages, there is absolutely no excuse for his boring Chad with his lectures. Chad must be entertained at all costs.”