Groupon staffers show us how interactive customer service online is done

Knowing full well the Banana Bunker is vulnerable to, shall we say, internet mocking, but contractually required to feature the promo, Groupon customer service rep hands out a lesson on how to deal with the inevitable sport that ensued.

Some of my favorites:

Distractify Groupon Posted This Product On Facebook And The Comments That Followed Are A Masterpiece

Distractify Groupon Posted This Product On Facebook And The Comments That Followed Are A Masterpiece

Distractify Groupon Posted This Product On Facebook And The Comments That Followed Are A Masterpiece
Distractify Groupon Posted This Product On Facebook And The Comments That Followed Are A Masterpiece

Note, while much is funny and silly, real customer inquiries were treated seriously, in case of sale, and the authors got in a few factoids on the plight of the Cavendish.