Ok, the school which currently employs me for however long has a mascot called “Tommy Trojan.” I have managed to get over all the condom references that spring into my puerile mind, but I’m struggling with the horse. This horse is called “Traveler.” See above. He’s cute, right?

Well, whenever I hear the name “Traveler” I think of “Gozer the Traveler,” you know. From Ghostbusters.

Here is Rick Moranis explaining how Gozer can, in fact, take many forms:

So. Is that an innocent, pleasant, barn baby of a horse? Or something MUCH MUCH MORE SINISTER?

Just saying.